Playoffs

Take note Hoboes.


Dear Team Managers of FC Beercelona vs FC Hobo.


We are in the midst of scheduling the playoff games for all the Divisions in our league.
For the playoff match for Division 9/ Divison 10, your two teams will be involved to determine your Division status in the new season.
As such, kindly advise if your team is available to play the playoff game on 4th January 2008.

Thank you and I look forward to your reply.


Best Regards,
Ezri
ESPZEN

Holiday Greetings

From all of the (non-existent) staff at fchobo.blogspot.com, we'd like to wish all our year ending celebratory friends a Merry Xmas, to all our Muslim Friends an extremely belated Hari Raya Haji, to all our mugger friends Good Luck for your Exam Results, and to everyone else out there, an advanced New Year Greeting!

Not forgetting to all the Hoboes out there, twas an insightful and eventful first season as a semi-amateur footballing side. Corporate re-branding, player re-structuring, girlfriend re-matching plans are well on the way, and will be implemented before the new season kicks off. So watch out for that. Til then, have a wonderful holiday season ahead!

Grabbed from our friends at talkingcock.com, the Voice of Hobo simply could not help innately desiring to tickle the balls of others other than his own.

Here's for the Monday.

One for the stressed soul.
One for the tensioned body.
One for the work up spirit.

After watching this one, I motion for the animated alligator to be FC Hobo's official mascot. Any seconders?

Take Note

FC Hobo's team manager has just sent the pre-season contractual agreement with ESPZEN pertaining to our committed participation for next season.

Attached are excerpts from the email exchange between himself, and the organizers, with regards to certain concerns voiced out by members during yesterday's post match feedback.



Good morning XXXXXX,

Thank you for your email.

We are pleased to inform you that we will be.......pay the same amount in Season 10 as you did in Season 9.

On the issue of timing for your games, the 11am slot is one of only 2 morning slots that we have. We have tried to allocate that slot to your team as much as possible.

We will note your pitch preference too, but please be advised that there are not many available pitches in the East. As such, we will play FC Hobo games in the East area as much as possible, but there will be games that will have to be played in the other parts of the country.

As for the black out dates, we can only allow each team to register a maximum of 2 black out dates. Blacking out more than a month of the season will make it impossible for your team to finish the season in a timely manner.

We hope you consider the above kindly and send in the pre season contractual agreement attached, to commit your team for Season 10.

Thank you and I look forward to your reply.

Best Regards,
Ezri

Footballuth Morningeth Hotteth Veryth Takleth Angths

The opponents didn't have sufficient numbers. The referee blowed, and called it a walkover affair. Nonetheless our adversaries this morning did manage to summon enough, about 35 mins after the stipulated kick off time.

As per reminded by the Voice of Hobo during the half-time team talk, we must focus on taking the most away from the non-competitive friendly match staged in the league match's place. Clearly all of us were supremely rusty in touches, horrendously horrid in fitness, and utterly shambly in communication.

I couldn't think of a better way to prepare for the next 2 weekends' matches. 3 points, 3 given goals, and 3 weaknesses exposed. I'd daresay we've been handed the longer end of the stick chaps. Let's make the most of it and work for a respectable league standing finish.
In the meantime, enjoy the photos!



Our resident fire fighter exercising modesty. For Hen Parties, dial 1800-Meen-Machine

Didi, from arguably his best angle.

Imran, demonstrating how the Russians do the Rukuk.

Essence of 14 jerseys, freshly used, guaranteed to improve anyone's Mojo.

Azhar, making the most of Imran's Up-Shorts.

Hafiz, trying to start a fire.

Arep, who's chest could just catch fire.

A treat for the ladies of the Fabled ''NTU Fid-Vespa Fan Club''. ;-)

Absentia

The Voice of Hobo apologizes once again to all fans. This media silence has been caused by a fatal crash in one of our backend servers located in North Korea. Apparently the Dear Leader needed to use the data transfer cable to upload pictures of himself on his blog, in a bid to prove his status as being alive and kicking.
In any case, 2 weeks without a game has brought its blessing. FC Hobo would like to welcome back all players from their war against terror/exams by providing a treat for all its members.
Scarlett says Hi.

In any case, details of the next match are as follows:-
Venue: Dunearn Secondary School
Time: 9.15am (Be present at say....830?)
Opponent: 6YardBox FC
Call-up: Didinho will bless everyone with a text message hopefully by Wednesday evening.

Coming up in the next couple of posts:
-A totally redundant video, on what not to do @ Mustafa Centre when you're utterly bored, featuring FC Hobo's very own Samir Nasri and Azz Syuks, with expert filmography by Wayne Rooney.

We leave you now with more photos from Azmy's Subaru Challenge adventure, though managing to clock in only 60 hours, with only 20 participants left, a serious of unfortunate events saw him being eliminated controversially. From Scarlett and us, you deserve a big pat on the back. Now to pay off the Ah Long for losing our entire club budget on that wager............Thanks Imraniov.


On his 3rd Night.

We were there!

There's a mole in our midst.

37 peeps left! The dude next to him was like trying to eat his hand and speaking a new dialect of Hokkien to Azmy. Catch him too!

Come on Hobos, come on down!

A Hobo @ the Subara Impreza Challenge 2008!

As of now, its been past 44 hours since its started. Well you may not see his face here, but heck, if you happen to be in the area, or if you've absolutely nothing to do, or wanna take a break from studyin', head on down to Ngee Ann City, look out for Car 10, and shout,

"Oi Mimz, stop hallucinating your fingers as sausages!"

Crap, a 5 mins break every 6 hours? That's no stroll in the park. The Voice of Hobo salutes you.

Apologies

La voix de Hobo voudrais présenter mes excuses pour son absence. Busy personnes ont d'importantes choses à faire.

Examens, les femmes, l'argent, les femmes ...

In ze meantime, do sit back, and enjoy zis video depicting what vill happens when you fail to stop eating vhile the food is hot. Now will someone call the NCPG.

One for the Tooseday.

We have a sneaky perturbed feeling that someone isn't letting Singaporeans in on the real truth after reading this article.

The last line does send shivers down our spine.



In other news, in view of someone's birthday next week, the poor chap will get crackered prehumously this Sunday after our game. Eggs, flour and stuffed oranges are optional.



Celebrations will be overseen by the masters of the "Double Camel Slam", the creator of the painful "Date Seed Combo" and the architects of the deadly finishing move "I Will Buy Your Football Club", the newly crowned WWE Asian Tag Team Champions,






...Sheikh Sheikh Golek !!!

Why so jumpy?

Here's a suggestion, why not the public funds from persecuting them be to better use? Say...I dunno, sponsorship of FC Hobo for the next 1000 seasons?

We are however unable to confirm the exact nature of the charge, though sources say it has all to do with the man in the middle.

"Chapter 489 Par. 84 Line 3 of the Personal Grooming Edict 1965, Failure to Maintain a Semi-Decent Hair Style."

"R2, Cap 214, Rule 12(1), Abolishment of the Floppy Side Parting."





Heh heh heh.

As promised, we bring you the exclusive footage of FC Hobo's secret to success.

Hang on to your seats, prepare to cringe, its the Maccer's 3 A.M. Wasabe Snorting Exercise!Designed to improve an athlete's respiratory ability by expanding the nasal cavity, side effects include improved blood circulation for speedy recovery, enhanced tearing capability to cleanse the internal hydration process, and high amounts of performance-inducing minerals for direct muscle stimulation!

Proven to bring you instant results!

Try it today, and we'll bundle in the guy in the hat just for kicks. He'll do anything for $5!

Sign up for FC Hobo's Pre-Matchday Training Exercise Programme and receive not one, not two, not three, but 5, that's right, 5 Master Trainers for your first session, absolutely FREE! They will personally go through with you in detail regarding proper posture, recommended attire, the importance of mental strength and the pertinence of the lack of nasal hair in order to achieve maximum result for your investment.

So Act now!

Of acting your age and cleaning your nose.

The Voice of Hobo must truly commend the attitude and behaviour of all the players who attended yesterday, despite many coming from Hari Raya Outings, Open Houses and taking time off studying for semestral exams.

-Damiri
-Prass
-Mirza
-Arep
-Khairul
-Syah
-Harun
-Hafiz Arep
-Johan Arep
-Meen
-Hilmi Z
-KY
-Johor
-Djourou
-Benzema
-Rooney


[Here's a life lesson for those who choose the red pill:

The mark of a true alpha is not how wildly you swing your arms around, not how loud you raise your voice, not how blonde your hair is, not how foul your words are and most definitely not how you moronically put down a fellow man, physically or verbally.

A true alpha needs not assurance of his masculinity. He does not desperately seek approval for his behaviour.

He is in absolute control of his speech, actions, thoughts and emotions.]


Now, enough of all that, onto the next chapter.

Postus Mortumus: 20080912

For the Match Report submitted to ESPZEN, click HERE.

For the same version, unadulterated to meet ISO 9002 standards, read on.

Let's get something very clear.

-FC Hobo is not in the business of telling people how to cook their eggs. It is after all, their meal.

-Neither is FC Hobo gonna bother if someone comes along to unwisely scramble our eggs.

-All FC Hobo knows is that the egg will land on our plates and not on our faces.

We came into the game with one objective, victory, regardless of cost, regardless of what the opponent decides to flick out the window, unless we're talking about a cow being flung straight at us at 95km/h, then I mayyyyy just consider taking back that last line.

With a strong metaframe set-up in the pre-game talk, it was very apparent that very little could distract us from coming away with what mattered, the victory and the points, flying cows aside-which they probably could have really used. In fact, some cows do occasionally tend to have good manners.

2 goals from debutant Hafiz and another from our resident fire-fighter Md Noor aka Meen -- An outstanding effort from outside the box, won the game for us.

But what really sealed the game, was the professional attitude of the Hobos, perhaps derived from such an intense yearning to win and not engage in any verbal/physical flim flam.

It was apparent that LCN FC really wanted victory as well and were definitely prepared to engage in a Fair, Clean and Sportsmanly affair-even after conceding. They had an outstanding player in the form of player number 99, who's ball keeping/winning abilities in the middle of the park, kept our midfielders busy throughout the game. He definitely stood out and is mention worthy. Good job. Number 4 too, had a really throat-drying game for some personal reason unknown only to himself and perhaps members of his non-existent posse.

For what its worth, we @ FC Hobo would like to wish Selamat Hari Raya and Maaf Zahir Batin to our opponents and their families. For we Hobos are glad to still be able to celebrate and enjoy Hari Raya after meet-the-studs sessions you arranged for everyone on the pitch.

Assalamualaikum.

The Voice of Hobo would now like to take this opportunity to thank whoever the artist, who put a delightful temporary tatoo of 3 round guises onto his left knee, forcing him out early in the game, for he engineered the victory to greater effect from the sidelines, while waiting for the ink to dry. Such an amazing talent for non-permanent body art.

FC Hobo Releases its top secret training video!

Coming Soon...

The video that will shock the footballing world.

The video that will keep you glued to your seats for more.

The video that will make you gasp and cringe in utter disbelief.

The video that will make you say "Fhat The Wuck!!!" followed by "I gotta try that!!!"



The secret behind our sweet victory earlier today.

All will be revealed.

Stay tuned.


Hintwords: Japanese,green,ronald,ticket,nasal

Quarterly General Meeting: 20081007

Members Present: Karim Benzema, Didinho Johor, Johan Djourou, Wayne Rooney
Make Believe Venue: The Post Bar, Fullerton Hotel
Real Venue: The Round Smoking Table, Mr. Prata

Over a cup of Teh O Gajah in a classy huge mug, in the cosy setting of our heartlands, low ceiling rotating fans, amidst an up-market crowd in dressy attire (baju kurongs) and surrounded by fine southern indian dining, concocted by Master Chef Tamiwaring Apron, FC Hobos EXCOs held a meeting to discuss on pertinent and relevant issues, such as club direction, season's targets, possible player expansion, the imminent financial crisis in the States and how its affecting our decision to purchase a new football or otherwise, player positioning and how to get the best of our lads, player morale, avoiding player turnover, and our financial officer Benzema giving a wrap up of our books. That was a friggin long sentence.

We are very happy to declare, that FC Hobo is in a financially strong position to overcome any economic strife, as we are free from sub-prime loans and have the backing of the MAS to further bolster our position as the most well organized, satirical, eye-popping and non typically-boringly-predictable-copycat-ohmygodimyawning club in the league.

In fact, our financial advisors have recommended that this is the perfect time FC Hobo Investment & Securities of Hobo (F.I.S.H.), make a move and strike while the iron is hot. Several clubs have declared themselves to be open for a takeover in a desperate attempt to stay afloat.

F.I.S.H. has already made a formal bid to takeover a sub-conference division club in Fiji, promising their board and their fans a healthy transfer kitty of $26.30 for them to splurge in the off season.

Several transfer targets include former England International Paul Gascoigne, one-time rising star of Man Utd Luke Chadwick, Player turned manager turned player turned manager turned player Matthew Le Tissier and an ambitious attempt to lure Juande Ramos as manager, convincing him that its time he goes somewhere he can't possibly f*!k things up anymore. His assistant, Gustavo Poyet will be signed as the Groundsman.

Now for the Hokkien Phrase of the Day.

“kam lan”

direct translation - ‘to fellate’

real meaning - an expression added into questions to denote something ridiculous or defies logical understanding

eg: “Lu choaa lu eh bor chut lai kam lan aa ??” [translation : “Why the hell do you bring along your wife ??”]

Midweek Soul Food: Carnegie's Fundamental Ways of Handling People

[The following is an excerpt from an article in FC Hobo's Decadial, Self-Help Publication, "Two Balls For Life", featuring an interview with the Guru of taking other people's well thought ideas and interpreting them as if it were his own, Datuk Dr. Balboal Buih.]

In this challenging world of individuals jousting for power, respect, status, more facebook apps, more friendster comments or more website hits, it is imperative that everyone in this magnificent team, and all its discerning readers, take moment to centre themselves.

Thats right, close your eyes, do some light meditation. Listen to your breathing. Listen to it. Now listen.

1> Don't criticize, condemn or complain.

Or in the modern sense, don't whine, bitch, or grump - over anything, or anyone. Make it your number 1 principle in life, which cannot be broken no matter what the circumstance. And if you ever do have to, ensure it be for constructive outcomes, and attach a disclaimer before doing so.

"Dude, Its not that I wanna bitch and talk behind XXX's back, but his passing skills are just not up to the mark. I suggest he play as a right winger because he has good pace."

Failure to do so, reduces your value in the eyes of the other person. Personally, whenever someone does that around me, I make an automatic mental note to stay the hell away from him/her and to try and date his/her sister.

Remember, when you whine or complain about anything, its simply YOUR perception of events, and NOT the absolute truism of the situation. Try it today, and hold on to it for the rest of your life.


2> Give honest and sincere appreciation.

Humans have an innate ability to distinguish between a sincere gesture, as opposed to someone blowing smoke up their ass. Keep your thank yous, your sorries, your pat on the back, your compliments and your annoying laughter to a really un-funny joke in your pocket. Use it wisely. Be stingy with it even.

Cos when you actually do dish it out, pray its gonna be because you know you truly mean it.


3>Never attempt at gaining respect, (or getting into a woman's pants for that matter) by approval seeking comments or behaviour.

"Oh wow, that chick's friggin smokin'. Man I'd do anything for her just so that she'll talk to me and play with my.......hair. I'd tell her how gorgeous she is, how sweet she smells, how I'd cross the ocean of fire for her, how I'd take a taxi down to her void deck whenever she has an argument with her mum, or bf. I'd lie in a puddle of my own pee just so that her feet doesn't get wet....."

Now dudes and dudettes included, unless that chick happens to be Fiona Xie, Scarlet Johansson or Megan Fox, keep your dignity in one piece. Respect the other person only as much as you would think he/she would respect you.

Believe that your worth is equal to anyone you may perchance interact with. Place noone on a pedestal.

-Speak Slowly. Speak Clearly.
-Stand/Sit Up Straight.
-Look into the Persons Eyes while Conversing.
-Acknowledge the Other Persons Comments before Shooting off your own.

Simple steps. Try it today for 10 easy payments of $69.90.




...To be cot'd.
[This is not a gimmick for you to keep on re-visiting in hope of more.]

Treadium Footballium Valium Dahmandiblum

The usual drill, for the full match report of this morning's game, click HERE.

I think all that needs to be said, has been said, and if there were to be anything else to be said, you probably won't find it said in the said full match report.

To those who couldn't quite be present just now due to emergencies, commitments or morning sickness, we know you feel bad about it. Its alright. To make yourself feel better, do transfer a token sum of $250.00 to our treasurer's account as a gesture of genuine apology. The money will go a long long way into funding our year end Dinner and Dance to be held at a yet to be confirmed MSCP rooftop. From what we understand, Punggol has some decent ones with gardens and stuff.

Remember dokes, for every man who is called-up, there are 1 and a half of others that were not. Renungkanlah.

RIP: Joshua Benjamin Jeyaretnam

Click HERE to know more about the Unofficial State Memoriam.

Click HERE if you have no idea who the chap this. And then kick yourself, really, really hard.

Mince not our words, credits has to go, where credit is due, "mutton-chops" aside.

Notus Fortacus

Dear Saint West Angel Team FC and FC Hobo Football Club:


Kindly note that Saint West Angel Team FC is unable to field a team for the scheduled fixture below:

Date: 19/10/2008
Pitch: First Toa Payoh Secondary School
Kick Off Time: 1100hrs

A new fixture will be assigned and you may check the website for further updates. All teams are reminded that they can only postpone ONE game in the season – after which the game must be played or walkover will be awarded as per the rules and regulations.




Latest email from ESPZen. Take note gentlemen.


Regards,
The Horrible Morning Voice of Hobo.

Amidst the colourful clothes and glittering sparklers

If you happen to have a copy of the Newpaper dated today, 1st of October, do turn to the second or third page, where they ran a column, depicting the tale of a mother, with a handful of school going kids, facing Hari Raya with a bare home, little food and less so new clothes.

With a recurrent drug addict husband, and 2 older sons who are forced to skip school to work at KFC to make ends meet, the Voice of Hobo has this to say:


These are the cases/people/families whom deserve our help.


We have not shelved our plans to part with a portion, and pool together our latest GST credits, for a more deserving cause. The only issue, as discussed and tossed around over again, would be the beneficieries, and, the currency of our contribution, cash, vouchers, food items etc etc...

Homes, orphanages, or designated welfare organizations are chartered charities whom regardless, have means of financing their operations.
A mother, working part-time at a factory, earning $40 dollars per shift, with bills to pay, food to provide, and 3 school going kids to lose sleep over, unfortunately does not.

To us Hobos, remember, sometimes, its just about doing the right thing, so I hope you haven't spent all that excess cash on zheng-ing your car/bike. Its a hell of alot better than giving out blind alms to rows of people outside the mosque every morning of every year of every Hari Raya.


To All Our Readers:

If you do know of any such cases, or pleas for help, and happen to be reading this, do reach out to us @ fc.hobo@gmail.com. We are more than glad to extend a helping hand, cos at FC Hobo, we're more than just a football team.


Despite this space being a true democracy with true freedom of speech (not limited to a plot of land), we would like to extend our sincerest apologies to anyone's toes we probably have stepped, feelings we definitely have grazed, and chicks we've driven crazy with our mojo.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.



Voice of Hobo, Out

Friggin' Hilarious

Get off your arses, turn off First Class or Calefare or whatever it is Mediacorp tries to pass off as comedy, (but The Noose isn't actually too bad),

Digest this!

The Sexy Librarian

With the American Presidential Elections just a whisker away, its time for all of us Hobos, to take a moment, and understand the true implications of the result for the rest of the world.
As such, fchobo.blogspot.com will be running feature articles and materials, for the satirical consumption of all. Luckily for us, such material cannot be found in local context, cos when it comes to our beloved country, choosing our leaders is made so so so much easier with the help, of GRCs.
Yes yes, minority race representation, but seriously, Massa-gos(F1 theme) who?


Enjoy.

Reich Right?

Okay this may have been tremendously outdated, but its worth sharing. Enjoy, you Hobos.

Postus Mortumus

After managing to make it to the nearby A&E for an IV drip, the Voice of Hobo returns, re-hydrated, yet severely parched after nearly suffering a heat stroke after yesterday's scorcher of a game @ 11 bloody AM.

For the match report, click HERE.

As brought up in the post-match analysis, despite having our nose hairs ripped out by the opponents, the general consensus would be such that we definitely gave it a go, unlike the other ass whooping on our records, (Ehem, think back to MJC), where our players gave up and played like headless chickens filing up to the abattoir, waiting to be powdered with 11 secret herbs and spices.

Hope everyone recovers well after the game. I would like to thank all who came in the first place, and to those who didn't but were supposed to, as the rest of the team has been informed...

...once Didi texts you regarding your match availability for a certain date, do reply ASAP. Do not have this primadonna attitude of thinking the team needs you so bad, we're willing to bend over backwards to accommodate your teeny prick. The same goes to last minute cancellations, there shouldnt be any. If you can't make it, then say you can't dammit. We've a good handful just waiting on the sidelines for a call-up, yet denied cos you took it up first. Take this as a precaution. Let it not repeat itself. The Voice of Hobo is not a stern person by nature, in fact, he's really bloody handsome and resembles Hayden Christensen.


But before I go, whenever you do have the time, do check out the podcasts @ www.mrbrownshow.com (Its bloody hilarious)

The Voice of Hobo out.

Today's Friendly Match, and the Iftar (To be Politically Correct: Communal Dinner) Afterwards

To all the Hobos who made it down for the Friendly match just now, the Voice of Hobo Salutes You. We played a relaxed, enjoyable and entertaining match, which somehow exposed the extreme positives and the useful negatives under the pre-text of a non-result oriented atmosphere.

The game was played in our non-conventional formation of 4-4-2, as we attempt to finally attack and defend as a unit, and not 2 separate entities, which proved to bear, well, interesting results.

The match ended in victory of course, with the following players in the fore-mentioned positions:-

GK - Damiri
Produced an outstanding save from a header, diving low to his left to tip the ball around the post. Truly world class, his confidence growing with more game time being granted. Keep it up big panda. (Come on, 4K for your KTM400 is a reasonable offer man)

CB - Sophan and Pras
The former being tried in a new position, while the latter makes a Hobo debut. The former kept misjudging headers, while we hope the latter will sign for Hobo on a permanent basis. But impressive debuts are kind of a Hobo curse. Hmmmm.

LB & RB - Manfred & Samir
Manfred has a sweet left foot, thumping in a free kick from God knows how far out, which the GK made a mess off. Proved to be useful, given the only non-fasting player on the pitch with his high work rate. Samir featured in his first full game for Hobo. Showing glimpses of potential tenacity and game reading, the curve can only go up for this lad. The steeper the better though bro.

CM - Mirza and Khidir
Another new combination in the middle of the park. We always knew they could be effective, and they did not disappoint. Khidir showed a lil too much enthusiasm initially, but I suppose its all part of this maestro's gameplay. Mirza looked like he relished his new found freedom to roam and distribute, and had a solid game, despite turning up in blue pyjamas.

LW & RW - Hilmi Z &/or Harun &/or Imran
A brilliant goal for the former. Had Henry written all over it, delightfully chipping the GK from just within the 18 yard box. This lad enjoys playing the beautiful game. Harun does what he always does, making things happen for himself whenever finding himself marooned on the right. His professional attitude is an asset, something all of us could take page from. Has a strange affinity for the corner flag though. Imran has really long legs and likes Lindsay Lohan in Herbie. Especially scenes involving a little more bounce, if ya know what I mean.

Strikers - (Censored)
Names are being withheld for reasons you will find obvious enough. They had a splendid game. Their close bond off the pitch reflected in their understanding when it came to passes and runs. 3 or 4 goals between them, cant remember. Could potentially give our regular strikers a run for their money.

Icometowatchonlycosimsickandjustcamefromteachingtuitionnearby - Arep
Displayed his mastery in mobile phone usage, and his taste in Pizza toppings, by ordering in our Iftar. We appreciate your commitment nonetheless.





Post-match, we headed over the Rooney's place for Pizza and Coke Zero affair, while catching the blockbuster super exciting thriller, HERBIE: FULLY LOADED, followed by the evergreen drama serial featuring the cyntillating Otelli Edwards for a cameo 30 second apprearance, NEWS 5 TONIGHT.

Was definitely a fulfilling day out with all the lads. Its refreshing to bask in one another's company, apart from mass showering sessions post Sunday morning games. To the others who didn't make it, you missed on a whole lot,



like Arep making his TV debut.



Goodnight and we wish you a Happy 15th Day of Ramadhan.

Carma = A maternal vehicle

Instructions For Life [Part 2]

6) When you realized you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

7) Spend some time alone everyday.

Stare out into the distance, or through the windows of your neighbours in the opposing block. I would like to emphasize that this point is purely a mental relaxation exercise, and not so a physical activity. Keep your hands where I can see them.

8) Don't let a little dispute, injure a great relationship.

Buddies, acquantainces, couples and family. As the relationship grows through time, we tend to subconciously and unfairly expect the other party to be more attuned to our peeves, to the point of giving one another very little room to breathe. Give it thought. Have you ever felt unreasonably disgusted at your best friend's behaviour for some uncontrollable reason, to the point of even dismissing the bond that you have shared to have taken a turn for the worst? Well before you drown, head back to the surface for air. Re-wind, and un-wind. Let not those evil whispers take control.

9) Remember that a little silence is sometimes the best answer

The words that should always always always resonate in your head. "If you have nothing constructive to say, then shut it."

Nod your head, smile and walk away with both pride and integrity in place.

10) Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

Hang on to your liquidity by not rejecting loose coins.

Good Karma

FC Hobo received this email from a fan, appealing to our good graces, to publish the following, so as to benefit one and all.Well, not only are we doing that, we're gonna provide all our readers with interpretations and understanding of such priceless advice, courtesy of our in-house Counsellor.

Instructions For Life [Part 1]

- with selective Hobo-ic interpretations, by Dr. Sayang-Sayang Mustafa-


1) Follow the 3 R's:-
Respect for Self-
Respect for Others-
Respect for All Your Actions

2) Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
My Favourite. Why rant on and on about what you did not come your way. Patience is essential. Everything in this world, is an eventuality. Like how when you are rolling in bed tonight, thoughts still pondering about this post, will you eventually get it.

3) Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
When you choose to partake in any activity with the intention of deriving satisfaction, pleasure or success, be prepared. Have at least $21 in your ATM. Just in case.

4) Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
This isn't neccessarily bad advice. This just goes to show that a lil thought process before any action, can go a long way. Hence $21, cos the rules say you need a minimum of $1, post withdrawal, in your account at any time.

5) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
Be forward thinking. Dwell not on your mistakes, but instead, direct the blame at others. If you simply do not get the lesson, it is purely because your lecturer hails from a land of provinces, where in the older times, magistrates punish offenders by whacking them with big red sticks. You will only stand to lose, but keep yourself together. Spread not your word of frustration, for medals they have brought, and everywhere they really are.

continued it be.

Dream another Dream For Me.

(The following is based on real-life account of the team manager. Any similarities to any person dead, alive or in a state of half-life due to the playing of football under the scorching sun while fasting, is purely coincidental. Btw, your girlfriend keeps on checking out my friendster/facebook profile.)


The time was 8.59 am. Adrenalin was already beginning to flow, in anticipation of the ringing of my mobile phone alarm clock, slated to go off in a musical orchestra at exactly 9.05 am, with the first few seconds of Jamal Abdillah's - Siapa Bilang Gadis Melayu Tak Menawan, extremely certain to stir even the sleepiest soul into a state of awaken annoyance. (Go give it a listen.)

I rolled over to the left, but my left cheek screamed in horror as it found the wet patch of last night's drool. It must have been the dream involving Elisha Cuthbert and Megan Fox, I thought to myself. I then settled into a mini-slumber upon slight facial positioning adjustment. My body immediately shuddered when perchance I re-emerged into the same dream, this time involving plenty of mud and mini pieces of floss.

(beep beep beep boobs beep). A text message just had to come in just then. Damn you Murphy and your dumb law.

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From an unknown number? Who is it? Could it be another wave of them monthly stalker girls? Shouldn't they have more respect for this holy month? Can't they wait til after, at the very least?

"Dear Team Manager of FC Hobo,
Please note that your game at Clementi Stadium at 1100 has been cancelled due to unplayable pitch. Please acknowledge ESPZEN."

My eyebrows raised high in disbelief. I re-read the entire text message. Oh dear. Could this really be happening? What happened to respect for basic proper grammar??

"...due to unplayable pitch".

Wth. If you really wanted to save on the length of the SMS, trim the greeting dammit. Or just wish me Good Morning. That'd do just fine. The last thing I'd want when I wake up everyday is having to put up with poor English. Maybe its just me, but I'm sure there are others on the same frequency. People who just can't help but cringe in disgust whenever someone says "Irregardless".

THERE IS NO BLOODY SENSE IN THAT WORD. Its REGARDLESS. The "LESS" already brings about the contra sense in the word "REGARD". If you add another "IR" as a pre-fix ever again, I'll smack your bottom with my hockey stick.

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A few seconds later, I received another text. This time, from my number 2, Colonel Imraniov Cosmetischiov. He had also received the poorly grammatized text message and feels terribly sick in the stomach. I told him to hold in it, and inform our Communications Officer, Leftenant Didinho of the 67th Orange Wave Brigade to alert our men of the impending match cancellation.

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The plan had worked. I was beaming in joy and squirming in celebration in my queen sized bed. From being scheduled to play 4 gruelling matches during Ramadhan, we now only have 1 left.

We had officially used our 1 match postponement entitlement for the game on the 28th of September. Reason quoted was it being too close to Hari Raya.

The next cancellation for the match on the 14th, came about when we received word from the organizers that our opponents could not field sufficient players on that given day. Random blessing? Perhaps.

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The Hobo Devious Board, (HDB), had come together 2 days ago, to plot the next 'forced' cancellation of a game during this blessed month.

During the meeting, I lauded the chairman, Zainini Wainini, one the success of their previous operation. Blackmailing Heaven Eleven into cancelling the game by threatening to disclose their club secrets to the mass media was absolutely brilliant. Apparently, during our match-up against them, our resident Sharman, Arepa Nigeria, noticed that Heaven Eleven actually consisted of a dozen divine heavenly residents, not merely eleven. Upon noticing this discrepancy, he informed the HDB, and the rest, is history.

What the HDB came up with for this week was just a class act. Watch, learn, and be afraid Y Homeless, your game is next on the HDB to-do list.

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In other news, Marigold Malaysia Sdn Bhd reported a 65% drop in their shares value. Company spokesperson, Mr. Ai Wuv Susu refused to comment on speculation that their troubles are attributed to a significant loss in their fixed assets.

Sneak Preview: Iron Man 2.

(Courtesy of Mr. Brown of http://www.mr.brown.com/)


That should have given you at least 7 seconds of heart laughter.

Do take note:

Dear FC Hobo Football Club and Heaven Eleven Football Club:

Kindly note that Heaven Eleven FC is unable to field a team for the scheduled fixture below:

Date: 14/09/2008
Pitch: Cantonment Pitch
Kick Off Time: 0915hrs

A new fixture will be assigned and you may check the website for further updates.

All teams are reminded that they can only postpone ONE game in the season – after which the game must be played or walkover will be awarded as per the rules and regulations.

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Phew, thats one less game to be overly concerned about this fasting month. Its almost as though our friends from Heaven Eleven are being considerate to our predominantly Fasting team, and wishes for a postponement so as to obtain a fair and objective result.

Now if only the other 2 teams will do the same for us....EHEM EHEM EHEM.

I mean, who'd wanna beat a team on the basis of simply being able to outlast their opponents, who's fitness levels are of no discredit nor within their control. Right, right, right?

By the way, arrangements will be made for our public relations officer to send Heaven Eleven a Thank You card.


General Schmidt OUT.

200080901: Match Report

For the adulterated version submited on the ESPZEN webby, click HERE.

For a comprehensive version, providing in depth play by play analysis, with player's comments, full post mortem reports and pictures taken in High-Definition, click HERE.

Usher it, now.

The Hobo Office of Conservative & Liberal Muslims or HOCALM, has convened and published a decree annoucing the need for all 3 members (and counting, i hope), to establish their very own Personal Ramadhan Resolution.

This could range from a decision to quit smoking, to wanting to not miss the basic 5 day prayers, to stop going to Mustafa Centre @ 2 am to randomly talk to strangers about a fantasy holiday to Fiji, or even essential ones like reading through the Tafsir Al-Quran.

We would like to encourage everyone, of any race/religion/gender/sexual orientation, to take this opportunity of a month where you will find an abundance in Ramly Burgers, to set an aim to get out there, and do something for yourself, moreso others.

Smile to 3 random strangers on your way to work/school. Give genuine value to your friends by sincerely acknowledging what they say. Make it a point to spend 20 secs of each day, just closing your eyes and giving thanks for being able to even give thanks. Pat your colleague/schoolmate on his/her shoulder, and tell them there's something on their nose. When driving, give way to that black sexy vespa who's trying to get past you cos he's late for work/school. When riding, make it a point to wake up earlier, and not be late for work/school.

Don't let it go to waste, for as the song playing in the background suggests, you will never know if this month will come around your mountain again.

Have a purposeful Ramadhan to all.

And May Peace Be Upon You.



Warm Regards,
Mufti
HOCALM

Friday Bulletin

Good Evening and Welcome to the Friday Bulletin. I'm Tah-Eek Cumbeing.




International News,
Only in Malaysia can you say,

"...We are on track to take over the government"

and live to tell the tale.




On the home front,
We're now officially and legally able to hold public demonstrations within Hong Lim Park (Speakers Corner). Now controlled by National Parks and no longer by the Police, the former's C-O-O has this to say pertaining to burning effigies of political leaders on location,

"'We are not pre-judging anything. Just please, in burning the effigies, don't burn down our trees and shrubs."

Right ok moving on.





Hobo Affairs. FC HOBO faces a drastic shortage of players for this Sunday's match up with top of the table side XhengShiong (XS) FC, Bedok Reservoir Outlet. Hobo's Danish Team Manager, Jan Wow Zatsabigone, however insists that his side will be able to summon enough quality to overcome the odds.

"Ve ave at our dizpozal, members ov our B team, currently plying their trade in the Middle Earth League, Division 29. Hence it iz no issue to call them up. Ze only issue would be zat zey would looze out on physical presenze".

This reporter kindly reminded Jan of the clause in the ESPZen rules that do not allow Hobbits/Elves/Trolls/WalkingTalkingTrees to partake in the competition.

"Ahhhh Vell, back to ze drawing board", while walking away with his hands around 2 tasty Scandinavian twins.




Financial News. Hobo's stocks fell 15% following yesterday's report that Simpang Bedok Inc. will not be purchasing new LCD TV screens to cater to the growing numbers of weekend Premier League Freeloaders who just order one cup of Teh-O.

Hobo's finance department chief, Muhd Noh bin Mah Nee has taken blame for investing 45% of Hobo's liquidity into Simpang Bedok Inc, amounting to a whopping $8.45 loss in total equity. He has taken personal liability for such a jaw dropping error, and will be be-headed during our pre-game warm up come Sunday.

Shareholders who have been promised payouts, will have their dividends paid in marshmallows for this FY2008.



Sporting News. Gao Ning goes boo-hoo over the No-Coach fiasco during his Olympic match up against Croatia's Tan Ruiwu, no you heard right, not Miroslav Sukuredovic. (Crap They really are everywhere).

Apparently he isn't too happy about being the women's team sparring partner either. He attributes his feminine backhand grunt as a result of being subjected to the above.

"...I ended up spending more than half of my six-day training week sparring with them.", Gao angrily confesses as he nervously bites his pink-painted nails.

"I've nothing to say to them," he said. "Their actions proved that I'm not important to the team. I'm not even a second-class citizen in the squad. I'm a third-class citizen."




This reporter spewed out his lunch after hearing the last line.

Good night. I love you ma.

Let's Chit Chat Masala

[This article does not express the sole opinion of this football team nor the writer, cos he's really cute. By reading on, You hereby certify that you are not offended by strong language, and you warrant that you understand that the purposes of this post is purely satirical and humorous, and therefore that your opinions of any persons or situations depicted in this site, whether living, real, fictional or otherwise, will not be affected in any way whatsoever and that they really are fictional just like the long haired woman sitting on your shoulders now. If you do not comprehend the meaning of satire or freedom of expression, or are somehow unable to see the lighter sight of life due to your inability to grasp the concept of having something called personality and essentially, a life, bugger off.]



Today is THE day for Malaysian politics. To those of you who have little idea of what's going on because you're too busy making prank calls to random hot guys at 2 am, here's a quick FAQ:-

What?
-Anwar wants to make a political comeback and vows to take over the government.
But how?
-By winning the parliamentary seat of Permatang Pauh in Penang, deliberately vacated by his wife Wan Azizah.
But that wont't make him Prime Minister what?
-But winning it will result in the ruling Barisan Nasional to further be thrown into disarray, initially caused by them getting thumped in the General Elections earlier on.
-Anwar has promised to make them defect over to his Pakatan Rakyat (PR), hence making PR the ruling party in parliament. And if you don't know what that means, eat my shoe.







What's this I hear about another sodomy charge?
-There's this bloke called Saiful Bukhari Azlan who has made a report that Anwar sodomized him, allegedly in Sabah. Now why the fuck would he go all the way to Sabah to do that. Must be the fresh mountain air. I'm not suprised when the trial comes around, further details include a tent and wild deer roasting on an open fire. (Think BrokeBackMountain )
-General consensus is such that the Government created this charge to derail Anwar off his plans of a return to power, to the extent of trying to coincide the court trial with the polling day to get him arrested and not being able to file his papers in time, even after being released on bail. Malaysians feel that this bullying tactic is a straight-forward re-run of what happened 10 years ago, under Dr. M.M.
What are the chances of Anwar winning it anyways?
-Malaysians are generally fed up with the government and its political prosecution, abuse of the police powers, abuse of the ISA and the judicial system. So my guess is, even if you put a Horse wearing a Tutu-dress to run against BN in this by-election, the Horse will still come out tops.
But what if Anwar really IS a Gay Lord?
-God help Malaysia.


By-elections?? Political Prosecutions?? ISA?? Biased Judiciary?? Wait a minute. Hmmmmm.

Postus Mortumus Part 2

The Voice of Hobo would duly like to apologize for the media silence. This is mainly due to the emergency convention of all Hobo executives from all corners of the globe, namely Simei, Tampines, Pasir Ris and Woodlands, for a conference pertaining to the outcome, consequence and sharing session regarding our previous match.



The following post will contain extremely censored and government regulated excerpts from that convention @ Simpang Bedok, which will interest all Hobos worldwide, while sounding a tad draggy to our faithful blog visitors. Hence, the voice of Hobo shall attempt at appealing to the masses, (or those who's attention span rivals that of a delinquent dung beetle), by visually stimulating all who choose to continue reading this.

The following issues were thrashed on the table over $3 worth of rojak char kway, char kway only please, none of the other funky stuff:-

• We have mutually agreed that the outcome of the previous game was a direct result of poor planning. The team selection was poor, man management was non existent, ultimately leading to low morale and a fall from grace.




• The above will be solved by considering the 15 for every game with tact, care and tactical foresight. Full details can be released for 7 easy payments of $29.90.




• We have agreed that the most critical question that begs to be asked is, what our objectives are for our first season in a competitive league as a team. Fun? Results? Cohesion? Maintaining a blog and attracting avid cute sexy readers?




• The answer to that lies in Imran's pocket. We shall speak more of it as a team not through this cold impersonal albeit humourous and entertaining medium called fchobo.blogspot.com




• The next pressing issue is team selection. Having to choose 15 people out of 26 talented individuals was thought to be a pleasant headache. However, we do not run a professional footballing institution where cutting players and selecting based on merits can be forgiven to achieve a greater aim (chicks). Dealing with peers, friends, family, potential brother in laws is a whole new playing field. I hope our dilemma is understood amongst the status quo.




• Therefore, we have decidedly decided to decide on a new calling up system, which falls back to what we essentially stand for, what Hobo means, where Hobo came from.

Here's a brief history lesson on our humble and handsome beginnings:-

Before you beetles get bored, here's another picture

Hobo was started by a bunch of really smashing chodes back in TPJC, combining the Hockey and Bola(football) jocks, the former being sexier, playing Sunday morning friendly games just for the heck of it. Hence the name Ho-Bo. As time went by, and enthusiasm levels lowered, we went into a 2 and a half year hiatus, seeking knowledge and inspiration in the mountains of Mt. Ketiakbulu. One thing led to another, we found ourselves playing ever so regularly without fail every Sunday, recruiting players beyond our educational social circle, resulting in a solid mix of like minded individuals. Participating in this league, required us to further expand our numbers, with a sudden influx of people going through the initialization ceremony and being branded a fellow Hobo.

To decide on the following list of players to always remain on top of the pecking order in terms of team selection was not easy. It was just made easier by the fact that certain players do have more historical value as compared to others, noone can deny that. On top of such names, there are players who have financially suported our cause, to deny them of this priviledge would be just plain rude.



Lets make something very clear.

Here's how it goes, for every game, Hobo requires only 15 or 16 players to be present. This number is derived by the median cost coverage per game. Of which the 4 or 5 substitutes have to fulfill the following criteria:-

The positions they play must have a good spread. No longer will we have 4 defenders on the bench like before.

Some form of precedence will be given to players who played the previous game.

They must wear red speedoes.

We do not wish to belittle the contributions of our subsidiary players 3 games into the league. No doubt your contributions have been extremely appreciated and much much needed, especially in scenarios like the first game of the league, where we were desperately short on numbers. And therein lies the opportunity.

Not all who are named in the following list will be able to make it down for every game. Its just plain and simple truth that there will always be room and opportunity.

The intention of this newly implemented call up system, is to streamline our team selection process, for certain players 'welfare' and most importantly, tactical prowess.

The following individuals have been earmarked for team selection priority, based on our ability to trace them through humble beginnings to this pitstop to glory, and/or their initial financial support of our operations:-

Mau, Miri, Pak, Arepa, Mirf, Djourou, Monday, Rooney, Deco, Eagles, Khai Am, Heirul, Picanto, Azhar, Khidir, Ringo, Sarep.

It was not easy. We hate doing this, but do imagine if you have been a Hobo for donkey years, in quiet support, yet you have lost your place to another just because. Such a scenario shall never happen again. We, the management would like to sincerely apologize to any of those players in that list who have been sidelined/overlooked. This is us, making things up for forgetting where we came from.



On the other hand, to those who are not able to associate themselves to any of the names on that list, remember that once a Hobo, always a Hobo. Out of 16 'core' players, there are bound to be at least 3 or 4 who won't be able to make it for a game. (Like this Sunday if you really must know). When the need arises, you, will be called up. You, give us the stability to endure an entire season. You, give us tactical options. Without You, we're pretty much like those fish above.





Actions leading up to Game Day:-



Wednesday- Communications IC, Eagles, will text all the 16 players on that list for availability. In the occasion that all can make it, we will have a full strength squad. If there are absentees, Eagles will consult the proceeding game's team manager for confirmation on the other players the manager wishes to call up as an equal replacement. Eagles will then text the forementioned for availibility.



Saturday: Eagles will seek final confirmation of the informed players for their attendance. Manager will be informed on the final names.



Sunday: Put on suntan lotion. Bring your girlfriend to the game, celebrate a goal by pointing up to the stands and blowing a flying kiss. If none available, Pak will gladly take that kiss on her behalf for 500 Baht.





Til then, an ode to spongebob squarepants is well overdue.














Enjoy the rest of the week guys. We shall speak a whole lot more @ a potluck dinner session cum mass pirated DVD screening session for all Hobos to be held at top secret location soon enough. (Rooney's place). Ooops.

Postus Mortumus

For a full match report, click HERE.


In any case, much of what needs to be said, still remains as such. After such a humbling and borderline humiliating affair, socks need to be pulled up and loose ends need to be tightened.

Appreciation goes to those who showed up as per called up, even to those who were called up, showed up but didnt turn up.

Special mention goes to Mirza, for being the silent efficient pillar in defence. Khidir for always trying to stamp his authority in midfield, and Fir Frog for playing your guts out - All despite lowering enthusiasm levels toward the end.




Just a final word on the game before management formally lays out the new battleplan,

A positive playing attitude must be present regardless of scoreline or opponent. Fight to the end, and die trying, never again do we fucking roll over and be pissed on like that, ever.


The Voice of Hobo - Out.

Did you miss us?

With the third game of our season looming, and player anticipation levels increasing, Hobo faces a dilemma we thought we never would, an excess in player figures.

Its an interesting place to be in, regardless of how they have managed to get word on us and our brand of football, by word of mouth, by homing pigeon, by morse code, or by the moose they bumped into on the street.

With our swelling strength, its important that a credible system of team selection governance be put into place.

As of now, each match we play has an appointed team manager. He alone has the authority to select the 15 players from our pool of nearly 30, to fit his formation. He'll msg you on either Wednesday/Thursday for initial confirmation and once more on Saturday evening for a final one.

Tmr's game manager will be Didinho, so if you haven't received a text from him and u turn up, unfortunately, you may turn out to be a surplus to requirement. We apologize and hope you understand our selection thought process:-

• Priority will be given to core players who've been playing for Hobo since the age of the Java man.
• The next priority will be given to players who contributed to the jersey account. Those who said they will, but still havent' do not count. (Who eat chilli, taste the spicy)
• Finally, if you have been called up for the previous week's game, you will be asked of your availability to play again for the next game. This is to ensure some form of continuity in terms of form.

Fair? Probably. Disagree? Do comment. We're an open society just like our dear country.

Apply for a permit to speak freely.

Phour Photo Phlash

For a full match report on our game played earlier, provided by the team manager to ESPZen, click HERE.


Just to add on, it was a well played game with full attendance for those who've been called up. To the other names on the list, well, hope you guys don't just remain as that.
Final Score, 4-0. Alhamdulillah.


In any case, Feast your eyes on these pictures from after today's game, taken in Full HD, courtesy of Azhar the Art guy.
Girls, you may go wild. Guys, take your hands outta your pants.





AREP WAKE UP!




Smile Harun, Smile.



Seriously, Smile. You're beginning to freak us out.



Ok I give up.


And my personal favourite,
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:D


Have a good rest guys. The curve can only go up from now. Performances are expected to only improve further. Thanks for giving your all and we shall convene again this Sunday, 11 A.M, Meridian JC.

Assalamualaikum.

Last kopek words for you Heroes.

As Requested, the following is the location of Boon Lay Secondary courtesy of AGIS , SingaporeExpats.com and StreetDB.com .

The school is located to the top left hand corner of the given image and about 400m from Boon Lay MRT. Buses from the interchange to the nearest bus-stop are 181, 192, 193, 243.

By car/motorbike,

• Exit the PIE via Jalan Bahar,
• Travel down Jalan Bahar past Nanyang NPC, The Old SCDF Camp and turn right at Jurong West Avenue 4.
• Make an immediate left at the first junction into Jurong West St 64.
• Make a final right into Jurong West St 65 then good luck finding the pitch entrance.
• Once you've found the gate, knock three times, bend over and say KAPEVOLI three times through your legs.
• A magical gnome will hence appear and grant your ultimate Anita Sarawak fantasy.

Just a final word about tmr's game:-

1. Imran is the match IC. Formations, team discipline, substitutions etc will fall under his jurisdiction as it had been for Sophan for our opening game.
2. Please arrive no later than 1030. I understand its probably the second furthest place in the world to play ball, the first being our pre-season training trip to South Africa, but there should be no lil excuses.
3. Shin Pads, White Shorts/Socks and $8 are the standard issue things to pack.

Good to see our dear M.I.R.F. fired up. Hopefully everyone else who's been called up will follow suit. Have an early night, plenty of liquids, dreams of Pak and Arep's hairy chests, and we shall meet do battle tommorrow.

I shall now leave you with words of inspiration and wisdom to take with you into preparation for tmr.


"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truely are, far more than our abilities."
~Albus Dumbledore

"Many people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they are 75."
~Benjamin Franklin

"I never knew you were that good, but I never knew you were that good"
~Iskandar Shah

Public Service Announcement from the HCSS (Hobo Council of Social Services)

Bearing in mind the impending final installment of the GST money granted by our Dear Leader (hmm dear leader. sounds like sth out of a certain communist state) on the 31st of August, the HCSS would like to put forth the following proposal to all Members, WAGs, Family Members and even you sexy&cute blog reading stalkers out there.


FC HOBO Ramadhan Charity Drive 2008


What?
On behalf of the management of FC HOBO, I would like to extend our invitation for all to participate in this inaugural drive to help those in desperate need of a gracious act. Since Ramadhan represents a month where we should try to take the extra initiative to give, we have come up with a convenient avenue for you to do so without taking a direct form of personal financial strain.

As most of you may have already known, our final installment of the GST-Offset Package would be due on the 31st of August. This would range from $100-$200.


And Hence?
Our plea to all, would be for each individual, regardless of Hobo status, be it Hobo members, Hobo affiliates, Hobo associates and Hobo fan-club-ers, to pledge an amount of whatever sum you will be receiving come month's end to this cause.


What Cause Are You Talking About?
Here is where the ball is in your court my dear dear kind hearted peers. This is also our chance, as a predominantly singular raced organization, to reach out beyond our skin and show the graciousness of our society. Thus far we have managed to shortlist the beneficiaries to:-

• Orphanages

Cos honestly, who wouldn't wanna see the look on these children's faces when you know your contribution has made them experience some form of joy upon receiving new clothes or gifts on the first day of Hari Raya. Or ensured that they will have that extra bit of yummy food for Iftar, on top of standard issue menu items they dine on every evening.

• Homes for the Aged
• Physically, or Mentally Challenged Institutions

However upon deeper perusal, we have come to realize, that despite our projected collected amount coming up to quite a sum, it will seem less significant to the above mentioned organizations as they are already under some form of government funding and public assistance.

Solution?

Wouldn't you like to actually see where your contributions end up, instead of merely acknowledging that it had been officially received by XXX Organization which is thus to be collated into their pot?

Would you not derive more satisfaction from knowing your receipient had directly benefited from your kind contributions?

ie. Recently in the Berita Harian, a young child required money for a necessary life or death surgical procedure, something in the region of $20K, of which a certain LARGE charity organization contributed a pretty measely amount to. I mean, wtf. Seriously, wtf.

ie. We directly look for families, or individuals who need financial assistance. Elderly couples living alone with no income except some monthly staples from a social welfare group and living on about maybe 60 bucks a month. Or A family of maybe 6 school going children living with a single parent looking for a blessing this upcoming holy month. Well, you catch my drift.

So I need your input on this issue gentle guys and sexy ladies.

Do we:-

1. Stick with organized bodies (orphanages, homes, special schools) like the ones stated above?
2. Or attempt to benefit a certain target group by directly providing food, new clothes, new books, re-furbish their homes, or even straight-forward liquidity?
3. Or Keep this government given, "hard-earned", mini-bonus of ours, just for ourselves, to save up for that year end holiday to Bali, while abstaining from all possible guilt of letting this opportunity of letting a parent breathe easy, as there will at least be food on the table for her kids tonight.
4. I don't know. I'm just on this website to look at cute guys.

I'm going to conduct an extremely scientific poll on this. Vote option 1, 2, 3 or 4 via the chatbox on the right, or by emailing to our account fc.hobo@gmail.com or texting any of the team committee members, in the following format:-

Your Vote: 1 , 2, 3 or 4

Any Added Opinions: I think . . .

Closing date for all the votes, inputs and thoughts will be Thursday 14th August, as the chosen option will require time to plan and properly execute, moreso when it pertains to the issue of money.

Also if you happen to vote option 2, do try provide an example of an individual, or a family or a group which you may heard of, who really could use a helping hand (if you know of any that is). Send such suggestions privately via email or text.

I do hope to hear from you soon. Personally, with most of the commitee members pledging 3/4 of their final installment GST offset package to this cause and If everyone on the team could pledge at least half, with their WAGs chipping in a bit more, and our loyal subscribers possibly doing their part, do that math. Fact is we can make a difference.

Warmest Regards,

XXXXX

HCSS Spokesperson