The above can be found....
here.
Have a blessed Ramadhan!
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
20090816 FC Hobo VS Assumption
Sunburnt. Well done please.
The white sleeves distinguish the footballers from the breakdancers.
Effendi and Ibni having a gay moment.
Breakdancers don't have many friends do they?
And why's number 17 is the only bugger showing any interest in the ball.
No running away from where his shot went.
LA Galaxy Bound left-back on show
Did he;
a) toe pocked it into the back of the net
b) round the keeper coolly before backheeling it in
c) stop in his tracks and start stripping down to his chelsea blue boxers
d) stop in his tracks cos he was offside
Mm. Oooo-kay.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Official Change of Venue
For the closing fixture of this eventful 2nd season in the league, the venue has been changed from the Padi Fields of Turf City, to the greens of First Toa Payoh Sec.
Date: 14 June 2009
Kick Off Time: 1100hrs
Pitch: First Toa Payoh Sec
Since Yan lives 25 seconds from the stipulated arena, he will be providing Nasi Minyak, Nasi Lemak, and Nasi Campak for the entire team for our post season void deck party. Either that or we'll crash the nearest available void deck wedding as per normal.
Bring along your scoring boots and scintillatingballs football. Hot chicks are optional.
Hot pants sold separately.
Date: 14 June 2009
Kick Off Time: 1100hrs
Pitch: First Toa Payoh Sec
Since Yan lives 25 seconds from the stipulated arena, he will be providing Nasi Minyak, Nasi Lemak, and Nasi Campak for the entire team for our post season void deck party. Either that or we'll crash the nearest available void deck wedding as per normal.
Bring along your scoring boots and scintillating
Hot pants sold separately.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
PMR: 20090405 FC Hobo vs Eastern Vale FC
Who says afterglow only exists after a passionate session of lovemaking?
Match report HERE. Pictures from the game can be found on Zee's Facebook profile (Search: Shirazee Ahmad), courtesy of his WAG.
10 points to Aidil for making his way down in the rain. 10 points to Mail for bringing not 1, but 2 umbrellas. 5 points to Ibni and Wan for wearing matching shorts and socks.
Will keep you guys updated on the postponement request for the next game.
In the meantime, all the best to those who're losing hair due to the examination fever.
Match report HERE. Pictures from the game can be found on Zee's Facebook profile (Search: Shirazee Ahmad), courtesy of his WAG.
10 points to Aidil for making his way down in the rain. 10 points to Mail for bringing not 1, but 2 umbrellas. 5 points to Ibni and Wan for wearing matching shorts and socks.
Will keep you guys updated on the postponement request for the next game.
In the meantime, all the best to those who're losing hair due to the examination fever.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
PMR: 20090222
Hoardes of fans gathered outside the FC Hobo Clubhouse along Tampines Street 45 to demand an explanation for the horrendous start to the new season. Mobs of angry fans, mostly made up of the fanatical right wing fan club known as the Hobo Ultras even clashed with Riot Police at the main courtyard facing block 498F, causing civil unrest and damage to property.
Bystanders and neutral observers described the scene as utterly disturbing, with one member of the resident's committee, Mr. Wee Lup Pot, in utter disbelief at the fanatiscm displayed by the fans over a such a silly game involving grown men chasing a ball wearing sexy tights. This reporter noted that the man was probably definitely under the influence of coccaine.
A spokesperson for the Hobo Ultras demanded an explanation as to why their beloved club has suffered 3 defeats on the trot , despite breaking the bank thrice to sign big name players such as Goalkeeper Ibni, Left Winger Zulkarnain and Centre-Back Shirazee, costing the club a total of 17.5 glazed donuts.
The spokesperson for FC Hobo released the following statement from the balcony of the 2nd floor clubhouse, in an attempt to soothe the ever growing crowd.
"The board of directors have looked into the matter. It is easy to put the blame on the manager following the string of poor results that have left this proud club rooted to the bottom of the league table. Our aim for promotion is still valid and realistic."
"It is undeniable to note that despite playing attractive football, while dominating every game, with the exception of the second, FC Hobo has failed to make their tremendous amount of possession count for goals. The board of directors have informed the perturbed manager of their concerns for points, and not for Arsenal-like passing impetus."
"Take for example Liverpool and Chelsea, who play extremely unattractive football, managing to always grind out a result despite having a brand of football equivalent to a drunk monkey attempting to finish a triathalon. If ugly, effective, result oriented football is what's needed, it is what we will now attempt. It is always difficult to score when every opposition plays 'total football' by putting 10 men behind the ball."
FC Hobo lost their 3rd game on the trot by going behind to Bumblebees FC 2-3 in a hotly contested affair, with the heat mostly stemming from the scorching weather. New signing Zulkarnain bagged a debut goal for himself, thoroughly deserved following a performance that left the entire opposing defence running around in circles. Zulkarnain even had a strong penalty shout denied after being sandwiched by 3 defenders after being clear through on goal.
Azhar Shukor claimed the man of the match award, and an early birthday present for an inspired performance that will leave plenty of reflection on the part of the more renowned and technically gifted players. Showing plenty of grit and determination throughout the 80 minutes, he got himself a goal after finding himself in a wonderful position to slot home a low cross from Zulkarnain.
Firdaus Picanto nearly bagged the equalizer minutes from time, but being a member of the team with the most shots on crossbar and post to have ever existed, smashed his swerving half volley from 20 yards smack onto the underside of the crossbar, bouncing 2 feet behind the goal line, before spinning out. The non-existent linesman failing to spot the goal and play went on to the relief of the opposition, and dismay of the Hoboes.
Stand in Captain Andersophan had a field day lamenting on missed chances and taking it up to the referee post game regarding the dubious decisions. The latter had a quiet word with the man regarding his own misdeeds of losing his cool with an opposing number, which threatened to spin the heated game out of control. In his defence, Andy had this to say,
"Myself and fellow physical diplomat Zeck Zaini had every reason to unaggressively confront the player as he clearly kicked out on gifted long legged Ukranian playmaker Imraniov, totally unprovoked. We would have gotten even the Ultras into it, if the poor fella hadn't profusely apologized post match. Besides, the match was boringly uneventful, non-footballing wise."
Nonetheless, another 3 points lost, and FC Hobo has to immediately seek better results from the next game onwards, if they were to turn their season around. Clearly the saying, "Lose with style" needs some serious reconsideration.
This is Tan Mei Mei, Channel Hobo News, from the Hobo Clubhouse, signing off.
Bystanders and neutral observers described the scene as utterly disturbing, with one member of the resident's committee, Mr. Wee Lup Pot, in utter disbelief at the fanatiscm displayed by the fans over a such a silly game involving grown men chasing a ball wearing sexy tights. This reporter noted that the man was probably definitely under the influence of coccaine.
A spokesperson for the Hobo Ultras demanded an explanation as to why their beloved club has suffered 3 defeats on the trot , despite breaking the bank thrice to sign big name players such as Goalkeeper Ibni, Left Winger Zulkarnain and Centre-Back Shirazee, costing the club a total of 17.5 glazed donuts.
The spokesperson for FC Hobo released the following statement from the balcony of the 2nd floor clubhouse, in an attempt to soothe the ever growing crowd.
"The board of directors have looked into the matter. It is easy to put the blame on the manager following the string of poor results that have left this proud club rooted to the bottom of the league table. Our aim for promotion is still valid and realistic."
"It is undeniable to note that despite playing attractive football, while dominating every game, with the exception of the second, FC Hobo has failed to make their tremendous amount of possession count for goals. The board of directors have informed the perturbed manager of their concerns for points, and not for Arsenal-like passing impetus."
"Take for example Liverpool and Chelsea, who play extremely unattractive football, managing to always grind out a result despite having a brand of football equivalent to a drunk monkey attempting to finish a triathalon. If ugly, effective, result oriented football is what's needed, it is what we will now attempt. It is always difficult to score when every opposition plays 'total football' by putting 10 men behind the ball."
FC Hobo lost their 3rd game on the trot by going behind to Bumblebees FC 2-3 in a hotly contested affair, with the heat mostly stemming from the scorching weather. New signing Zulkarnain bagged a debut goal for himself, thoroughly deserved following a performance that left the entire opposing defence running around in circles. Zulkarnain even had a strong penalty shout denied after being sandwiched by 3 defenders after being clear through on goal.
Azhar Shukor claimed the man of the match award, and an early birthday present for an inspired performance that will leave plenty of reflection on the part of the more renowned and technically gifted players. Showing plenty of grit and determination throughout the 80 minutes, he got himself a goal after finding himself in a wonderful position to slot home a low cross from Zulkarnain.
Firdaus Picanto nearly bagged the equalizer minutes from time, but being a member of the team with the most shots on crossbar and post to have ever existed, smashed his swerving half volley from 20 yards smack onto the underside of the crossbar, bouncing 2 feet behind the goal line, before spinning out. The non-existent linesman failing to spot the goal and play went on to the relief of the opposition, and dismay of the Hoboes.
Stand in Captain Andersophan had a field day lamenting on missed chances and taking it up to the referee post game regarding the dubious decisions. The latter had a quiet word with the man regarding his own misdeeds of losing his cool with an opposing number, which threatened to spin the heated game out of control. In his defence, Andy had this to say,
"Myself and fellow physical diplomat Zeck Zaini had every reason to unaggressively confront the player as he clearly kicked out on gifted long legged Ukranian playmaker Imraniov, totally unprovoked. We would have gotten even the Ultras into it, if the poor fella hadn't profusely apologized post match. Besides, the match was boringly uneventful, non-footballing wise."
Nonetheless, another 3 points lost, and FC Hobo has to immediately seek better results from the next game onwards, if they were to turn their season around. Clearly the saying, "Lose with style" needs some serious reconsideration.
This is Tan Mei Mei, Channel Hobo News, from the Hobo Clubhouse, signing off.
Monday, February 2, 2009
PMR: 20090201 Eastern Vale FC
After putting our heads together, and sucking on sour grapes the entire afternoon, the Voice of Hobo has sent a report to ESPZEN regarding the quality of refereeing seen last Sunday. Not willing to divulge too much in avoidance of unprofessionalism, the report did contain politically correct and censored words such as:-
Disgusting,
failed to remain impartial (pertaining to obvious skin melamine content),
Came up with his own rules,
refusing entry to one of our players,
ridiculous,
thoroughly embarrassing,
tootsying his whistle,
really bad hairstyle.
On a lighter note, click HERE for the match report provided to ESPZEN. Enjoy!
Disgusting,
failed to remain impartial (pertaining to obvious skin melamine content),
Came up with his own rules,
refusing entry to one of our players,
ridiculous,
thoroughly embarrassing,
tootsying his whistle,
really bad hairstyle.
On a lighter note, click HERE for the match report provided to ESPZEN. Enjoy!
Monday, January 26, 2009
PMR: Street51 FC vs FC Hobo
For the Match Report provided to ESPZEN, click HERE.
Heads up you chodes!
With the seriously drastic improvement in our own quality of football, I don't see why we shouldn't be feeling a tingling sensation of anticipation for the upcoming season. Brush off this defeat, twas just one of those games.
Our emphasis this season was to strengthen, solidify and focus from our back four, which explained the distinct grace, composure and total allure of the defensive unit. Handling whatever little, or much rather, or little, the opponent threw our way. Dealing with punted aerial balls into our half never seemed to cause our vertically unchallenged defenders any issues. On that note, our post match AAR agreed there need not be much tweaking necessary, with Iqbal and Zee doing well in their full back positions, not to mention the ever impressive Indonesian import Pras with this long sexy legs. With a little bit of luck which didn't come our way last Sunday, this defensive will come away well this season.
Fresh faces and legs all round for the midfield. Despite playing only in their 2nd game together, the potential is inevitably there. With Aidil on the left, Andi sheparding the centre, and new comer Yan displaying impressive prowess, it was a wonderful display, providing effective marshalling of their opposite numbers. Didi and his mole may even get their chance to revel in their preferred role on the right wing.
GK Ibni continues to inspire all with his spirit, determination, and torn boots.
Pictures from the game, provided by our budding photographer Damiri Whoosh have been uploaded onto our Facebook Group > FC Hobo.
In any case, here's a shoutout to Farkhan for our newly designed team crest/logo/badge. Thanks bro, hope you enjoyed the Chicken Sandwich at Al-Majlis as much as we will enjoy making others cringe at the utter irony of it all.
Til this Sunday, 11am @ MJC blokes. Cheerio.
Monday, January 12, 2009
UNDER RE-CONSTRUCTION
Bowing to popular demand, fchobo.blogspot.com will be reluctantly closed for major renovations and a new look, in time for this Sunday's first game of a brand new season. (In all honesty, its a case of the sitemaster getting off his round sexy ass and finally doing somethin' about it).
Look out for a new corporate image and logo, new players and even more verbal bullocks.
Til then, we leave you with pictures from our narrow 3-2 defeat at the hands of FC Beercelona,
in the promotion playoff battle last Sunday.
Ok take 1: Gimme Garang.
Now gimme Smiley.
"Leavin for Sweden on exchange entitles you to have the best seat in the house."
"Hereeeee Arep Arep Arep...."
Good Boy.
Fir still doesn't quite know what's going on apparently.
Pras took the wrong bus.
Cheers to the new season to you too Ringo.
Look out for a new corporate image and logo, new players and even more verbal bullocks.
Til then, we leave you with pictures from our narrow 3-2 defeat at the hands of FC Beercelona,
in the promotion playoff battle last Sunday.
Ok take 1: Gimme Garang.
Now gimme Smiley.
"Leavin for Sweden on exchange entitles you to have the best seat in the house."
"Hereeeee Arep Arep Arep...."
Good Boy.
Fir still doesn't quite know what's going on apparently.
Pras took the wrong bus.
Priceless Jersey loaned to the stand in GK on his testimonial match. Victoria 11. Hmm.
Times are hard. Bermudas will have to do.
Cheers to the new season to you too Ringo.
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