Here's for the Monday.

One for the stressed soul.
One for the tensioned body.
One for the work up spirit.

After watching this one, I motion for the animated alligator to be FC Hobo's official mascot. Any seconders?

Take Note

FC Hobo's team manager has just sent the pre-season contractual agreement with ESPZEN pertaining to our committed participation for next season.

Attached are excerpts from the email exchange between himself, and the organizers, with regards to certain concerns voiced out by members during yesterday's post match feedback.



Good morning XXXXXX,

Thank you for your email.

We are pleased to inform you that we will be.......pay the same amount in Season 10 as you did in Season 9.

On the issue of timing for your games, the 11am slot is one of only 2 morning slots that we have. We have tried to allocate that slot to your team as much as possible.

We will note your pitch preference too, but please be advised that there are not many available pitches in the East. As such, we will play FC Hobo games in the East area as much as possible, but there will be games that will have to be played in the other parts of the country.

As for the black out dates, we can only allow each team to register a maximum of 2 black out dates. Blacking out more than a month of the season will make it impossible for your team to finish the season in a timely manner.

We hope you consider the above kindly and send in the pre season contractual agreement attached, to commit your team for Season 10.

Thank you and I look forward to your reply.

Best Regards,
Ezri

Footballuth Morningeth Hotteth Veryth Takleth Angths

The opponents didn't have sufficient numbers. The referee blowed, and called it a walkover affair. Nonetheless our adversaries this morning did manage to summon enough, about 35 mins after the stipulated kick off time.

As per reminded by the Voice of Hobo during the half-time team talk, we must focus on taking the most away from the non-competitive friendly match staged in the league match's place. Clearly all of us were supremely rusty in touches, horrendously horrid in fitness, and utterly shambly in communication.

I couldn't think of a better way to prepare for the next 2 weekends' matches. 3 points, 3 given goals, and 3 weaknesses exposed. I'd daresay we've been handed the longer end of the stick chaps. Let's make the most of it and work for a respectable league standing finish.
In the meantime, enjoy the photos!



Our resident fire fighter exercising modesty. For Hen Parties, dial 1800-Meen-Machine

Didi, from arguably his best angle.

Imran, demonstrating how the Russians do the Rukuk.

Essence of 14 jerseys, freshly used, guaranteed to improve anyone's Mojo.

Azhar, making the most of Imran's Up-Shorts.

Hafiz, trying to start a fire.

Arep, who's chest could just catch fire.

A treat for the ladies of the Fabled ''NTU Fid-Vespa Fan Club''. ;-)

Absentia

The Voice of Hobo apologizes once again to all fans. This media silence has been caused by a fatal crash in one of our backend servers located in North Korea. Apparently the Dear Leader needed to use the data transfer cable to upload pictures of himself on his blog, in a bid to prove his status as being alive and kicking.
In any case, 2 weeks without a game has brought its blessing. FC Hobo would like to welcome back all players from their war against terror/exams by providing a treat for all its members.
Scarlett says Hi.

In any case, details of the next match are as follows:-
Venue: Dunearn Secondary School
Time: 9.15am (Be present at say....830?)
Opponent: 6YardBox FC
Call-up: Didinho will bless everyone with a text message hopefully by Wednesday evening.

Coming up in the next couple of posts:
-A totally redundant video, on what not to do @ Mustafa Centre when you're utterly bored, featuring FC Hobo's very own Samir Nasri and Azz Syuks, with expert filmography by Wayne Rooney.

We leave you now with more photos from Azmy's Subaru Challenge adventure, though managing to clock in only 60 hours, with only 20 participants left, a serious of unfortunate events saw him being eliminated controversially. From Scarlett and us, you deserve a big pat on the back. Now to pay off the Ah Long for losing our entire club budget on that wager............Thanks Imraniov.


On his 3rd Night.

We were there!

There's a mole in our midst.

37 peeps left! The dude next to him was like trying to eat his hand and speaking a new dialect of Hokkien to Azmy. Catch him too!

Come on Hobos, come on down!

A Hobo @ the Subara Impreza Challenge 2008!

As of now, its been past 44 hours since its started. Well you may not see his face here, but heck, if you happen to be in the area, or if you've absolutely nothing to do, or wanna take a break from studyin', head on down to Ngee Ann City, look out for Car 10, and shout,

"Oi Mimz, stop hallucinating your fingers as sausages!"

Crap, a 5 mins break every 6 hours? That's no stroll in the park. The Voice of Hobo salutes you.