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Today is THE day for Malaysian politics. To those of you who have little idea of what's going on because you're too busy making prank calls to random hot guys at 2 am, here's a quick FAQ:-

What?
-Anwar wants to make a political comeback and vows to take over the government.
But how?
-By winning the parliamentary seat of Permatang Pauh in Penang, deliberately vacated by his wife Wan Azizah.
But that wont't make him Prime Minister what?
-But winning it will result in the ruling Barisan Nasional to further be thrown into disarray, initially caused by them getting thumped in the General Elections earlier on.
-Anwar has promised to make them defect over to his Pakatan Rakyat (PR), hence making PR the ruling party in parliament. And if you don't know what that means, eat my shoe.







What's this I hear about another sodomy charge?
-There's this bloke called Saiful Bukhari Azlan who has made a report that Anwar sodomized him, allegedly in Sabah. Now why the fuck would he go all the way to Sabah to do that. Must be the fresh mountain air. I'm not suprised when the trial comes around, further details include a tent and wild deer roasting on an open fire. (Think BrokeBackMountain )
-General consensus is such that the Government created this charge to derail Anwar off his plans of a return to power, to the extent of trying to coincide the court trial with the polling day to get him arrested and not being able to file his papers in time, even after being released on bail. Malaysians feel that this bullying tactic is a straight-forward re-run of what happened 10 years ago, under Dr. M.M.
What are the chances of Anwar winning it anyways?
-Malaysians are generally fed up with the government and its political prosecution, abuse of the police powers, abuse of the ISA and the judicial system. So my guess is, even if you put a Horse wearing a Tutu-dress to run against BN in this by-election, the Horse will still come out tops.
But what if Anwar really IS a Gay Lord?
-God help Malaysia.


By-elections?? Political Prosecutions?? ISA?? Biased Judiciary?? Wait a minute. Hmmmmm.