Why so jumpy?

Here's a suggestion, why not the public funds from persecuting them be to better use? Say...I dunno, sponsorship of FC Hobo for the next 1000 seasons?

We are however unable to confirm the exact nature of the charge, though sources say it has all to do with the man in the middle.

"Chapter 489 Par. 84 Line 3 of the Personal Grooming Edict 1965, Failure to Maintain a Semi-Decent Hair Style."

"R2, Cap 214, Rule 12(1), Abolishment of the Floppy Side Parting."





Heh heh heh.