Postus Mortumus: 20080912

For the Match Report submitted to ESPZEN, click HERE.

For the same version, unadulterated to meet ISO 9002 standards, read on.

Let's get something very clear.

-FC Hobo is not in the business of telling people how to cook their eggs. It is after all, their meal.

-Neither is FC Hobo gonna bother if someone comes along to unwisely scramble our eggs.

-All FC Hobo knows is that the egg will land on our plates and not on our faces.

We came into the game with one objective, victory, regardless of cost, regardless of what the opponent decides to flick out the window, unless we're talking about a cow being flung straight at us at 95km/h, then I mayyyyy just consider taking back that last line.

With a strong metaframe set-up in the pre-game talk, it was very apparent that very little could distract us from coming away with what mattered, the victory and the points, flying cows aside-which they probably could have really used. In fact, some cows do occasionally tend to have good manners.

2 goals from debutant Hafiz and another from our resident fire-fighter Md Noor aka Meen -- An outstanding effort from outside the box, won the game for us.

But what really sealed the game, was the professional attitude of the Hobos, perhaps derived from such an intense yearning to win and not engage in any verbal/physical flim flam.

It was apparent that LCN FC really wanted victory as well and were definitely prepared to engage in a Fair, Clean and Sportsmanly affair-even after conceding. They had an outstanding player in the form of player number 99, who's ball keeping/winning abilities in the middle of the park, kept our midfielders busy throughout the game. He definitely stood out and is mention worthy. Good job. Number 4 too, had a really throat-drying game for some personal reason unknown only to himself and perhaps members of his non-existent posse.

For what its worth, we @ FC Hobo would like to wish Selamat Hari Raya and Maaf Zahir Batin to our opponents and their families. For we Hobos are glad to still be able to celebrate and enjoy Hari Raya after meet-the-studs sessions you arranged for everyone on the pitch.

Assalamualaikum.

The Voice of Hobo would now like to take this opportunity to thank whoever the artist, who put a delightful temporary tatoo of 3 round guises onto his left knee, forcing him out early in the game, for he engineered the victory to greater effect from the sidelines, while waiting for the ink to dry. Such an amazing talent for non-permanent body art.