Good Karma

FC Hobo received this email from a fan, appealing to our good graces, to publish the following, so as to benefit one and all.Well, not only are we doing that, we're gonna provide all our readers with interpretations and understanding of such priceless advice, courtesy of our in-house Counsellor.

Instructions For Life [Part 1]

- with selective Hobo-ic interpretations, by Dr. Sayang-Sayang Mustafa-


1) Follow the 3 R's:-
Respect for Self-
Respect for Others-
Respect for All Your Actions

2) Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
My Favourite. Why rant on and on about what you did not come your way. Patience is essential. Everything in this world, is an eventuality. Like how when you are rolling in bed tonight, thoughts still pondering about this post, will you eventually get it.

3) Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
When you choose to partake in any activity with the intention of deriving satisfaction, pleasure or success, be prepared. Have at least $21 in your ATM. Just in case.

4) Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
This isn't neccessarily bad advice. This just goes to show that a lil thought process before any action, can go a long way. Hence $21, cos the rules say you need a minimum of $1, post withdrawal, in your account at any time.

5) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
Be forward thinking. Dwell not on your mistakes, but instead, direct the blame at others. If you simply do not get the lesson, it is purely because your lecturer hails from a land of provinces, where in the older times, magistrates punish offenders by whacking them with big red sticks. You will only stand to lose, but keep yourself together. Spread not your word of frustration, for medals they have brought, and everywhere they really are.

continued it be.